Elvis' Secret Hideaway
Come and get it
APPETIZERS
DON'T SPOIL YOUR APPETITE
DEEP FRIED FROG LEGS IN AUS JUS
Just ask for “The Kermit”, you will love them. We guarantee that if you are not satisfied, you don’t have to eat them. You still have to pay for them though
$8.23
VIRGIN ONION RINGS WITH WARMED TOMATO CONCENTRATE FROM RED RIPE TOMATOES, DISTILLED VINEGAR, HIGH-FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP, CORN SYRUP, SALT, SPICE AND ONION POWDER SAUCE
You haven’t seen onion rings until you’ve had them in our own special sauce served year ‘round, hot or cold
$12.86
FRIED PICKLES
Tangy dill pickles dipped in a smooth flavorful batter and fried till crispy golden brown. Order two and eat them fast, make it a competition
$12.08
HORSESHOE CRICKETS
From the first crunch to the last, these are even better than your mothers crickets
$28.06
ROADKILL JUBALEE
Ask your server for more information. Every serving has at least three types of meat. You may just want to make this your whole meal. Ask for medium or well done, for safety concerns, cannot be served rare.
$38.40
GRITS ALMANDINE
We have no idea what almandine is. Grits, we all know what grits are and you can get just one or a bowl
$12.34
SALADS
HIGH FIBER, FILLS YOU UP AND KEEPS YOU REGULAR
GRASS CLIPINGS AND WALNUT TREE GARNISH
Hi in fiber and 8 essential things that are probably in grass. Crunch, crunch, crunch. Eat hardy!
$8.23
THREE COLOR PASTA SALAD
Not just the regular pasta you have in your spaghetti, we use the green and red pasta
BURGERS & SANDWHICHES
OVEN FRIED BEEF AND BUFFALO BURGER WITH HOTDOG SAUCE
Delivered to us fresh every morning from the slaughter house and delivered to your table
$16.46
OH YEAAAH!!! BEEF AND KOOL AID BURGER
Marinated for three days in your choice of grape, cherry or green Kool-Aid. Fried to perfection and topped with just the right amount of peanut butter and jelly
$85.48
REMOVED BY DEPARTMENT OF HEALTH
Due to circumstances beyond our control, we can no longer serve this dish. Please enjoy one of our other delicious dishes.
THE 70s SITCOM CHARACTER GETS PREGNANT BURGER
Remember the era of mood rings and pet rocks? Remember how every pregnant woman in every sitcom craved chocolate syrup and pickles? We have what you want, half-pound lean beef topped with chocolate syrup and our own homemade pickles
$128.14
HEART ATTACK IN A SACK
If the burger doesn’t make you clutch your chest the bill will. Of course we kid (mostly) but you won’t be able to turn down this amazing piece of art on a plate. Each one of these beauties served with four half-pound beef patties, twenty strips of bacon, eight slices of American cheese, a whole tomato and half an onion served in a bun coated with lard. Please note, prior to being served, patron must sign a waiver and provide a $200 deposit in case ambulance is necessary. Deposit refundable to patrons leaving by foot.
$328.48
JUST A REGULAR BURGER
One, two or three quarter pound patties, with or without cheese. Just ketchup, mustard, pickles and onions. Comes with fries or onion rings. What more can you ask
$0.38
THE KING - FRIED PEANUT AND BANANA SANDWHICH
Two pieces of bread, spread thick with creamy peanut butter, topped with sliced or mashed banana, crowned with thick strips of bacon, and fried in a skillet.
$38.25
PIZZA
PIZZA
ORDER DELIVERY
Ask the bartender for the phone number. Dominos delivers here, other places probably do to
OTHER
BACON, MACARONI AND CHEESE CASADILLA
A throwback to your younger days with a twist. Warm fresh tortillas wrapped around Kraft Mac and Cheese and crunchy bacon. No substitutions
$8.23
GREEK PITA-GYRO MELT
PITA the bread, not a Pain In The Ass. Warm Greek traditional pita bread and two beef and lamp patties along with lettuce, tomato and of course Elvis’ own Tzatziki Sauce………………………..…...8.23
$8.23
THE MORE YOU TOOT CHILLI
You haven’t tried chili until you’ve had our chili, just don’t eat it before an important meeting, a first (or any) date, job interview, etc. The fattiest beef you’ve ever seen, five different types of beans and sprinkled with plenty of cheese. Served with two room temperature beers of your choice
$31
DESERTS
CHOPPED THREE MUSKETEERS BAR AND CRACKER JACK ALA MODE
Your choice of ice cream (market rates apply) covered in Three Musketeers Bar and cracker jacks
$32.14
HOT FUDGE SUNDAE
Three huge scoops of vanilla ice cream smothered in hot fudge syrup and served male or female (with our without nuts).
$1.25
NUTELLA AND JELLY DONUT
The best cake donut filled with Nutella and jelly and covered with powdered sugar. They’re served two at a time since you can’t eat just one
$38.14